"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 11/30/2018 at 10:49 • Filed to: None

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Every morning a good meal is key to start the day, since I’m busy I don’t have time to prepare a decent meal . Last week I have found great alternative for a morning meal, Campbell’s Spaghetti. The protein it offers is king, & the flavor is just like grandma makes it. I start by putting putting a hole in cap then carefully put Mr. BeStrong™ protein powder. Once the Mr. BeStrong™ is in I shake it, shake it like I’m at the college bar on Friday night.

Drinking it is easy, you start by getting a straw so I you can kill another sea turtle in 30 days. It normally takes me a 1/2hr to drink it. By the time it’s gone I feel like a new man. The whole day goes great now, the new found energy is incredible. I can achieve more at work then I though I ever could, sometimes spaghetti does not digest I drops in the toilet bowl intact. Great timing for that tho, you can take it out & eat it for lunch. This time it has hot brown sauce with it.

I just really wanted to share this fantastic thing with you fine gents & ladies.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/30/2018 at 10:54

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Big if true.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/30/2018 at 10:57

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I realize this is a joke post, but have you tried Bang? Its probably going to give me a heart condition, but boy oh boy does it work. This is coming from some one who doesn’t feel a thing from Red Bull

benjrblant > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/30/2018 at 11:03

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Uh Hoh!

bob and john > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/30/2018 at 11:03

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i want to try that stuff, but i cant find it in canada

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > bob and john 11/30/2018 at 11:06

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They dont want their free health care system flooded with teenagers who used it to have tantric sex. 

CalzoneGolem > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/30/2018 at 11:24

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This summer I spent a lot of time biking around my neighborhood and examining the detritus people leave beside the road.

 Lots of beer vessels (mostly bud lite) and nips (overwhelmingly fireball) but I was absolutely amazed by the cans of chef boyardee besides the road.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 11/30/2018 at 11:37

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Here is another good life hack: